Too chubby to be indie.

Me and skinny jeans just won't ever be friends.
I'd have to become anor-sex-ic to be indie.
I think if you get all your cool indie bands from your cool indie friends, instead of finding them yourself, you kind of arent indie, though you may look it.
I can't/won't do edgy things with my hair, because then I'd have to deal with it.
Being scared to be edgy is most definately not indie.
I think I'll just have to keep lusting after indie chicks, as it seems too much pressure to become one. Damn.
You're so indie-rock it's almost an art.